The Hunt For A Job

Ladies and gentlemen, and for all those just tuning in, we have on our hands the rarest of events. The Slothum Seaniferous, otherwise known as the "Lazy Sean" has ventured out of his typical comfort zone, which usually consists of a triangular pattern through his habitat. This triangle, for the uneducated, consists of the bathroom, located at stage one, the refrigerator system, stage two, and the lusciously stuffed couch, stage three. Such is the regularity and consistency of this pattern that Sean's immediate digression from routine is continuing to make headline news. Renowned for his overly lazy, parasitic ways, Sean has shed the reputation of old and sparked a renaissance, per se, for the others of his genus to experience. However, though several attempts at employment were made (or, at least considered) nothing is, of course, set in the proverbial stone.

As the day progressed, Sean was spotted roaming the grounds outside of his natural area, which we have queued up for you viewers at home, and he was approached by our daring and dashing reporter. Through several minutes of sheer mumbling, this was deciphered: "Job good. Need job." The remainder of the phrasage was garbled, and horribly mangled by the Sean's inability to naturally progress and evolve. It's just this fact that makes this such a vast and immeasurable leap into quite uncharted territory.

Well, that wraps up this segment of The Hunt For A Job, until next time.